you know you are addicted to chat when...

You log on and are immediately hit with 10 IM's from people who have you on their buddy list.
You constantly find yourself doing things you said you would never do when you first got online, because you swore it was impossible to become addicted.
you suffer withdrawal if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours.
Your buddy list has over 100 people on it.
You understand what BIF, ISO, and BIM means. (if you get this one... you've been hanging around in some strange places).
You sit on a donut pillow to avoid hemmoroids because you've already had the operation a dozen times.
You have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake.
You have your computer set so it goes directly into the Chat welcome screen.
You wait online for 6 hours for your cyber love to come home from work and get online.
Your online relationship has gone farther than any real life one you ever had.
You get up at 2 am to go to the bathroom and turn on your computer instead.
You don't even notice typo's anymore
You enter a room and 23 or more people greet you with {{hugs}} or XXX kisses
Your Job interferes with your chat time.
Your idea of sex involves a keyboard and all the dirty words your momma told you never to use.
Your monitor has lip prints all over it..
You have to check Encarta Encyclopedia for the definition of "sun".

You get jealous when someone else looks at your monitor.

You rearrange your furniture for easy access to your computer from anywhere in the house.
You forget how to turn on the T.V.
Your definition of a date involves a private room with the security turned on.
Your keyboard reaches the toilet.
You have a dinner party and everyone gathers around your monitor to view your website instead of your slides from last summers family vacation.

You can no longer distinguish between chat and reality.
When someone asks "what did you say?" you tell them to Scroll Back.
Your children welcome you to the living room.
You move the coffee pot next to your computer.
You buy a mini fridge and set it within chair rolling distance of your computer..

You carry your laptop everywhere.
Someone tells a joke and you shout "LOL LOL"
You leave a room and say "BRB"
You re-enter a room and say "IS BACK!!!!!!"
Your family and co-workers have to use your chat name to get your attention.
The first thing you hug in the morning is your monitor.
You have a second phone line installed so you can chat with your friends online and on the phone at the same time.
You spend more time in a chat room than in your bedroom.

You find yourself trying to cock your head at 90 degrees when you smile :-)
You have called out someones chat name while making love to your significant other.
You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out".
You've ever been the first person in AND the last person out of a chat room.
Although you don't know what they look like, you become insanely jealous of people hitting on your cyber love.
You don't have a clue what your lover looks like.
You find yourself sneaking out of bed and going to the computer while your spouse is sleeping.
You know more about your CHAT friends' daily routine than your spouses'.
You find yourself lying to others about your time online and when they complain that your phone was busy for hours, you claim the cat knocked it off the hook.
You have an identity crises when you see someone with a chat name similar to yours.
You would rather tell people those bloodshot eyes are from partying all night than the truth---you're were online ALL night AGAIN!
You change your screen name so often you have to look at your profile to remember who you are.
You understand the humor in this page because you've committed these acts yourself.
Your dog growls at your computer because you pay more attention to the computer than the dog.
You stop typing whole words and start typing things like ppl, dunno, lemme, ty, wb, hb
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