Ok guys I need help!!

[lesjo5480]

So I am making a Christmas gift for a friend and I need some help. I am making her a box of inspirational, funny, classic movie, quotes.  So give me what u got. Even a very short joke or two would be good. Please help me get this done! Thanks all..............Lesjo5480       

[Mike54]

well first, hugs
now give us more to go on.  what is the aria of the stuff you want?
i can give you jokes but need some guide lines.
more info would help

[lesjo5480]

"Life is not measured by                    then I also have things like              What does it mean when a man is in your bed
the number of breaths we take,                                                            Gasping for breath and calling your name?     
but by the moments                                                                           
that take our breath away"                                                                  You didnt hold the pillow down long enough!


                                                So nothing dirty (well not too dirty) 
                                               

[Reddy]

Hi les
May be a good idea to type "movie quotes" into Google,that should get you some good ones.I've just looked and there seem to be lots,all alphabetised too.Hope you find some